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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
(via bestlols)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via damn-that-smile)
wanna know how i got these scars
First, We kill the Batman
(via discounthugs)
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
(via discounthugs)
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
Someone told me once that their mother was a psychic and I asked them to ask her what happens when we die. She said that we sit in a room or something and get to feel every emotion we ever made anyone else feel.
(via laklatchko)
BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
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(Source: liamnpayne, via a-mad-girl-with-some-fandoms)