damnthatswhack:

So you’re telling me there’s a chance…

damnthatswhack:

So you’re telling me there’s a chance…


Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

thatfunnyblog:

 


Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

thatfunnyblog:

 

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

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(via pax-romano)


stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

(via pax-romano)


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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

(via shmow-zows)


neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

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manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

(via draacaaarys)


natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

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Mom: son, eat your greens so you can grow up big and strong
Me: na fam I can smoke green and still flex
Mom: raw